Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog
Subject: [OT] AFSH's Pony Tales (was: Re: Hail Our Gods!)
From: coyote@cunning.co.uk (James "Coyote" Calhoun)
Organization: Genocide City Police Department (29th Pct.)
Message-ID: <8F1E93AEEcoyotebeable@207.106.92.14>
Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2000 19:33:45 GMT

The CIA, NSA, PGP and NASCAR don't want you to know that on 22 Apr
2000, 989 Studios' janitor Caroline V Marett recorded this
transmission from killer space ferrets in the alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog
Nebula... 

>Chris Tarrant is also coming, riding on a Pikachu. A blue blur races
>in and crushes them to death (Hey, the first mention of Sonic in
>this thread!) A baby pony creeps out of a bush and throws apples on
>fire at AFSH killing James "Coyotr" Calhoun and Mr. Encyclopedia.

Sheesh, you aren't even trying anymore, Caroline!

[As the not-so-bright little pony throws apples "on fire" (the fire really 
being orange streamers taped to the apples; playing with matches is bad!) at 
AFSH, a dark menacing figure looms nearby...]

[Suddenly it springs out into the open, revealing what looks like Tails... 
except he is overweight, cross-eyed, and his tails are tied in a knot! "F33R 
M3, PON1E!!!11!" the poorly-designed fox screeches in a voice that sounds 
like someone raking a wire brush across a blackboard! "4 I M M1K3Y PROWRE, 
THE BRUTHRE OF TAYLZ!!1!! U`R FLA1MIGN APELLZ R N0 MATHC 4 MY K-RAD HAX0RING 
SK1LLZ!!1!!1!!!"]

[The pony, confused by Mikey's terrible "HAX0R-SP33K", immediately runs away 
crying while Mikey chases her, screaming in undecipherable mispellings and 
ASCII codes until he gets distracted by a shiny gum wrapper laying on the 
sidewalk and forgets what he was doing. The pony doesn't notice this however, 
and runs and runs and runs until she is back home in Whimsy Woods with all 
her forest friends.]

[Unfortunately, Dr. Robotnik had recently used Whimsy Woods as a dumping 
grounds for his excess nuclear waste, and no sooner did the pony enter the 
woods then she was eaten in one bite by a giant mutant squirrel.]


THE ENB!

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