Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog Subject: Re: Sonic is not so great- Ive given up on him From: coyotenetSPAMJAMMER@ACTIVATEDnewsroom.co.uk (James "Coyote" Calhoun) Organization: CoyoteNet, Inc. - The leading online source of deliberately falsified news [Because You Really Don't Need To Know, Anyway(tm)] Message-ID: <8F834C050CoyoteNet29@207.106.92.14> Date: Tue, 01 Aug 2000 11:31:15 GMT When asked about the escalating hostility in the corporation nation-state of alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, White House Press Secretary Ronald Cheesewaller told CoyoteNet reporter Selena E.M.A. Thomas: >>>goes off to play with her My Little Ponies* > >Don't you mean "goes off to scam other collectors out of their >money" ? You're on the Bad Traders list a hundred times, Caz. Let me guess... she'll send you a Princess Moonbeam that looks like it was chewed up by rabid squirrels and then use the Mail Scammer's Mating Call: [shrill, nasal voice] "IT MUST HAVE GOTTEN DAMAGED IN SHIPPING!!!" ...even though the box was in perfect condition and there were 3 editions of the Sunday Times stuffed into the box, right? Or does she use the Funcoland variant: [emotionless robotic voice] "IT MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST IN SHIPPING. ALSO, YOUR CHECK HAS BOUNCED DESPITE THE 500 DOLLARS YOU PLACED IN YOUR ACCOUNT LAST WEEK. OUR COLLECTION AGENCY WILL NOW REPOSSESS YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING FUNCOLAND." (No, I'm not bitter that they didn't send out my new Dual Shock, but still charged me for it. Not bitter at all. AT ALL.) <--Duhh! Is dat sarcasm, George? -- ________________________________________________ CoyoteNet, Inc. ___________ _. | | You don't really need to find out what's )'' | coyotenet@newsroom.co.uk | going on, you don't really need to know / | | ICQ: (E-mail me for it) | just how far it's gone/just leave well _f_)\. | http://coyotenet.4dw.com | enough alone, keep your dirty laundry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GAME OVER INSERT COIN CREDIT 0