Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog
Subject: Re: Sonic is not so great- Ive given up on him
From: coyotenetSPAMJAMMER@ACTIVATEDnewsroom.co.uk (James "Coyote" Calhoun)
Organization: CoyoteNet, Inc. - The leading online source of deliberately falsified news [Because You Really Don't Need To Know, Anyway(tm)]
Message-ID: <8F82AFD63CoyoteNet29@207.106.92.14>
Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 20:01:05 GMT

When asked about the escalating hostility in the corporation
nation-state of alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog, White House Press Secretary
Ronald Cheesewaller told CoyoteNet reporter Sonic dead or alive, is
mine.: 

>Hmmmm.... Although, I have a funny feeling she will stay and marry
>Louis JM and terrorise the place with her giant My Little Ponies.

Well, that's why we have the giant mutant squirrels from the Whimsy Woods 
Nuclear Waste Dump guarding the perimeter. 

Plus there's the 50,000 Green Army Men along the outer fence that has the 
automatic tennis ball cannon turrets, and Dane let us use his Masters of the 
Universe action figures to keep the main drive secure.

Unless Ron flushed Man-At-Arms down the toilet again, in which case we're all 
screwed to Hell and back.

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