Subject: Sonic is not so great- Ive given up on him Author: Caroline V Marett Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 31 Jul 2000 17:07:41 BST Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog Why sonic is crap Games: Sonic 1, Sonic 2, Sonic 2, Sonic & Knuckles, Tails Adventure, Knuckles Chaotix, Sonic Crackers, Tails Skypatrol, Sonic 1 (Game Gear) Sonic 2 (Game Gear) Sonic Triple Trouble, Sonic Chaos, Sonic CD Go right. Keep going right. Leap on platforms. Jump on egg capsules. Bounce on obstacles. Collect stupid rings. Yawn. Sonic Drift, Sonic Drift 2, Sonic R Yawn. Racing. Zzzzz. Crappy graphics in S Drift 2. Sonic the Fighters Beat the shit out of each other. Boring rip offs of games like Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. Sonic Schoolhouse Very yawn. Collect a few crappy beans or whatever and try and stop bullies from nicking them. Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine Crap rip off of Tetris. Shoddy graphics Sonic 3D Lousy hard to manage controls. Whack a few badniks and chuck some birds down a hole. yawn. Sonic Spinball Rip off of pinball games. Very crap. And stupid. Sonic Jam & Sonic Adventure Lousy camera angles. And quite boring after a while Sonic Adventure 2 will be the same as SJ and SA. Sonic Shuffle- walk on a few circles and do stupid puzzles? Others: Sonic is not realistic. He is blue unlike normal hedgehogs. He runs at the speed of light? DONT BE STUPID! Hedgehogs are supposed to be extremely slow! And why the heck does he wear shoes and gloves? (NO DONT ANSWER THAT!) Tails is a freak. Foxes don't have two tails. So what if he uses them to fly? It is NOT NORMAL! Amy should not be pink. Hedgehogs are not pink. And she carries a dumb hammer. Knuckles is not supposed to be red cos he is an echidna! And he is too unrealistic. He can glide and climb. That is stupid. And he doesnt even LOOK like a normal echidna! Cartoons: Sonic Underground- extreme crap. They walk around playing music and annoying a fat man. Zzzz Sonic the Hedgehog- Too dark and gloomy. A band of animals fighting a fat man who only shouts and abuses his nephew! And robots running round shooting everywhere. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog- Very stupid. Running round after a silly fat man and stupid robots. And stupid annoying characters like fat men in drag and weasels. Puh-leeeeeze! Sonic the Movie- Like Adventures. Silly. Fighting duplicates and fat men making a fool of themselves, Ugly presidents and screaming brats. Comics: Sonic the Comic- lousy and crap. Only stupid reprints. Nothing new except the cover. yawn. how stale. Sonic the Hedgehog- bad. Very bad. Crap art, bad storylines.