Newsgroups: alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog Subject: You sure this petition is a good idea? From: coyotenetSPAMJAMMER@ACTIVATEDnewsroom.co.uk (James "Coyote" Calhoun) Organization: CoyoteNet, Inc. - The leading online source of deliberately falsified news [Because You Really Don't Need To Know, Anyway(tm)] Message-ID: <90275C1CECoyoteNet29@209.242.64.100> Date: Fri, 12 Jan 2001 13:29:44 GMT Some choice entries on the Save SatAM petition... [As always, my commentary is in square brackets. Email addresses have been removed for protection, mainly so certain bozos won't flame them and drag them in here.] --------------- Date: 1/10/2001 - 1:51 AM Name: The Grim Reaper Email: ---------------- Site: http:// www.su-tv.net Location: SYDNEY, NSW, AUSTRALIA Comments: SATAM SUX!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE SU!!!!!! [Nice to see they're paying attention to what people post here.] --------------- Date: 1/7/2001 - 3:31 PM Name: selmababy39 Email: ------------------ Site: http:// Location: Falls Church, va, usa Comments: i thinck you should put it back on because i was only littel when i saw it and sonic is the best and i saw sonic underground in portugal last summer and now i want to see the real sonic and talls not some made up cartoons. [Real... Sonic... and... Tails? Uh...] --------------- Date: 1/5/2001 - 7:47 PM Name: Krupin Rosteslav Email: ------------------- Site: http:// Location: Kiev, , Ukrain Comments: it mast be becose others exits are wrong it is very important for many aspects of the moral [To quote Exile: "He has lost case of baskets, leaving many marbles..."] --------------- Date: 12/27/2000 - 9:10 AM Name: Dallas Rosenbusch Email: ---------------- Site: http:// Location: worcester, mass, us of a Comments: I used to watch this show every week!bring it back...or else!!!!! [Of course! Threats of violence always work!] --------------- Date: 12/26/2000 - 12:14 PM Name: Tarah Email: ---------------- Site: http:// Location: , B.C., Canada Comments: BRING BACK SONIC!!! POWER RANGERS SUCK!!!!!KILL POWER RANGERS!! THEY DONT HAVE A PLOT ANYMORE!!! [*Anymore*?!?!] --------------- Date: 12/22/2000 - 8:38 PM Name: Dana Rose Email: ----------------- Site: http:// Location: , US, Comments: I am going to sign this thing a thousand times if I have to! I mean, what the hell?! Power Rangers!? The Power Rangers SUCK EACH OTHER'S BALLS! I just can't believe that people liked that stupid, crap-ass show better then Sonic! Sonic is so cool! And that was a great show. I was so into it. Plus all the other Sonic cartoons weren't near as good...not even close. I mean, come on- Sally rules! I think they should make a season three, who cares if they're a few years late...I'd watch it. Look, all I'm really saying, is that Sonic the Hedgehog was the BEST cartoon. It was well writen and very interesting. Bring back at least one of the few good shows, bring [Mercifully, the comment box cut her off there. I don't want to imagine where it went after that point, but there were probably a lot of death threats.] --------------- Date: 12/19/2000 - 8:12 PM Name: James Golden Email: -------------------- Site: http:// www.animetia.com Location: For you to know,Me to find out, Michigan, USA Comments: Ya know Sonic was my first Anime...AND I WANNA SEE IT AGAIN! PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS!!!!!!!! Air it again or I'll eat the lot of ya [Simple math equation: American animation != anime. I think this guy would be pretty disappointed...] --------------- Date: 12/13/2000 - 12:23 PM Name: Devin Brady Email: -------------------- Site: http:// www.angelfire.com/ut/chaosfox/ Location: Sterling Heights, Michigan, USA Comments: This Page Rocks!! Also the few episodes of SatAM I saw ruled, but the capped it. *GROWLS* It sucks! It must come back, that gay one they have on now is just plain retarded. Sorry, I didn't use my name I'll have to fix that now. [You folks starting to see the theme I'm establishing here yet?] --------------- Date: 12/9/2000 - 1:50 AM Name: Benjamin Willis Email: ------------------ Site: http:// I'm just a 48 yr old fisherman who Location: It's in Maine, New England, America Comments: Hello, my kids wanted me to come onto here and sighn this thing for them. They had already sighned, but said that if I did, there'd be more people on here, wanting this cartoon back. Now, I've never seen this 'Sonic' show before(except from explanations from my two kids), but I have a bit of a problem with kids (yes, you...) watching cartoon shows about naked teen-age animals, living in the woods. Of course, they can't show them having sex like teenagers do nowadays, but just the fact that these are talking animals, naked, and two of them obviously have a strong sexual tention between them...it just bothers me. Oh well, anyway, there's my comment. Thanks, and God bless. ["...they can't show them having sex like teenagers do nowadays..." Someone hasn't seen the VCL, apparently.] [I'm also betting that when Mach reads this, he'll find a way to claim this person is Dan Drazen. I just know he'll see some connection...] --------------- Date: 12/3/2000 - 4:35 PM Name: Robert Dunaway Email: --------------------- Site: http:// Location: West Chester, Ohio, U.S.A , ALL THE WAY! Comments: Those people at Abc Shouldnt have taken sonic The Hedgehog off.{That is A FACT, not an opinion!!!!!} Some people think it is just for, And I quote from a kid at school"Littlesnot nosed kid" Well, if thats true, then I guess hes a little kid too! I am 15, and I STILL watch taped episodes of satAM! And he was only 13!And also, if anyone Thinks Mario could beat sonic, THEY ARE CRAZY!! Sonic could take out Mario in a matter of seconds! Well, I have to go back to watching DBZ, which, as we all know, IS A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG RIPOFF! :: ex: Super sonic-SUPER SAIYEN, Talking animals-TALKING ANIMALS!,fat "hero"-FFFFAAAAAATTTTTT! "hero"!,Hyper s [. . . . O_o;;] --------------- Date: 11/24/2000 - 8:29 AM Name: Chris Tremain Email: --------------------- Site: http:// WWW.Mbro.co.uk Location: Middlesbrough, not a u.s State, U.K Comments: I like Sonic and sally kissing and having sex under the tree. 11- 24-2000 [Zachary, Dean, you guys are closer to him geographically than me, so would one of you please slap him upside the head? With a flagpole?] --------------- Date: 11/22/2000 - 6:04 PM Name: Sonic the Hedgehog(not a nickname&# Email: I won't give it to you,you feinds&# Site: http:// You know....... Location: Knothole, null, (Not Country,Planet!)Mobi Comments: If you ask me,it's just rude to take MY show of the air!I'm sure everyone who likes me wants that show back on!Besides,wouldn't you just love to see me juicin' around that One Saturday Morning Complex?Just kidding! Way Past Cool, Sonic the Hedgehog [Well, that tears it. This thing just ain't gonna work.] --------------- Little advice to whoever's running the petition now... remove that Comments box. Seriously, you're just shooting yourself in the foot with it. I couldn't even get to mid-November before I quit in disgust from reading some of those comments, so I'm sure that Cartoon Network/DIC/Sega/whoever else you want to read it won't even go beyond page two. -- _____________________This article (c) 2001 CoyoteNet, Inc. _________________ ( * | James "Coyote" Calhoun: CoyoteNet Inc. 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