Caroline V. Marett Still Missing, No Search Party Planned
by James Calhoun (CoyoteNet)
WHIMSY WOODS TOXIC WASTE DUMP, AFSH, 12-FEB-2001: Search teams are still not looking for infamous AFSH troublemaker Caroline V. Marett, who disappeared shortly after her Whimsy Woods Plastic Pony Ranch was converted to a hazardous chemical storage field. When questioned about possible search plans, AFSH rescue team coordinator David Bulmer stated, "Huh?"
Marett, 13, has had a relatively long history of being a nuisance to AFSH. Her more recent exploits have incuded declaring she was "fighting AFSH to bring happiness back to the world of Usenet and alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog", then renouncing her ties with the Sonic fandom (claiming that her collection of My Little Pony toys as the reason), spamming AFSH with Deja accounts, and in her most notable act took the entire StC IRC channel hostage. Afterwords, she then claimed she liked Sonic again, blaming her actions on "the evil ponies".
While some have raised concern over Caroline's possibly unstable mental state, many AFSH members have simply dismissed her as being an "irritating whining noise", and her known history of cheating My Little Pony traders (which has earned her a very bad reputation on the newsgroup alt.toys.my-little-pony) generally has negated any concern over whether her disppearance was due to foul play and thus no need for deployment of search teams has been deemed necessary.
Whimsy Woods Toxic Waste Dump stores at least 75 different types of hazardous waste, and the giant mutant squirrels which inhabit the area prey only on the herds of ponies which still graze there.
[Photo (C) Archie Comics]
SOURCE MATERIAL
Deja Archive of Caroline's AFSH articles: Archive Link
Deja Archive of Caroline's AFSH spam articles ("afshsucks@hotmail.com"): Archive Link
AFSH Article: "[OT] AFSH's Pony Tales (was: Re: Hail Our Gods!)"
(James "Coyote" Calhoun, Apr 22 2000)
AFSH Article: " Sonic is not so great- Ive given up on him"
(Caroline V Marett, Jul 31 2000)
AFSH Article: "Re: Sonic is not so great- Ive given up on him"
(James "Coyote" Calhoun, Jul 31 2000)
AFSH Article: "Re: Sonic is not so great- Ive given up on him"
(James "Coyote" Calhoun, Aug 01 2000)
AFSH Article: "Explanation"
(Caroline V Marett, Aug 02 2000)
AFSH Article: "Umhh"
(Caroline V Marett, Aug 28 2000)